Damn it, Massachusetts.

Kinja'd!!! "Coty" (coty)
09/10/2015 at 08:16 • Filed to: None

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And just because the car that hit me didn’t have damage that was as obvious, I drew some arrows.

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Coty
09/10/2015 at 08:18

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There is a reason they’re called Massholes.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/10/2015 at 08:28

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This girl I’ve been talking to lives in Mass. I asked her how they were all bad at this.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Coty
09/10/2015 at 08:36

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Is there a FiST/FoST curse on Oppo?


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > Coty
09/10/2015 at 08:37

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No! this hurtS!


Kinja'd!!! Coty > scoob
09/10/2015 at 08:41

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There is actually, it’s pretty well documented, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > nafsucof
09/10/2015 at 08:42

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Have to wait 15 days for a police report too.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > Coty
09/10/2015 at 09:05

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Crap I'm sorry, hopefully they can match that tricoat. My bumpers never totally matched the body of my PB ST though.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > scoob
09/10/2015 at 09:08

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I'm on my third rear bumper cover...haha


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > scoob
09/10/2015 at 09:15

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Yup. Someone stole my mirror early this year.

My mirror.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Coty
09/10/2015 at 09:16

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Yup...I hate us, too.

I was actually driving around looking for a spot the other day and even though I could fit in some I say no because I care too much about the car and don’t trust anyone NOT to hit me.

I ended up parking near construction equipment with a sign saying to leave by 7am.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Coty
09/10/2015 at 09:18

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You got a police report for that little damage? Around here it's required for injury or damage estimate (on scene) exceeds 1500 bucks or on request. No police report = No carfax ding.


Kinja'd!!! Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > Coty
09/10/2015 at 10:13

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The curse strikes again...


Kinja'd!!! scoob > cazzyodo
09/10/2015 at 10:35

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I’d like to imagine they have a completely different car.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Coty
09/10/2015 at 10:36

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The Spirit of America


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > scoob
09/10/2015 at 10:40

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I’m the only red FoST in the Boston area (that I’ve seen at least) so it’s likely.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > jariten1781
09/10/2015 at 11:32

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Well apparently in Mass they don’t have insurance cards so I wasn’t really sure how I was gonna get the info otherwise. Although my insurance agent looked up the plate # and got everything.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > nafsucof
09/10/2015 at 11:33

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I didn’t realize PB was tricoat.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > cazzyodo
09/10/2015 at 11:35

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This girl I’ve been talking to lives in Mass, I was like, how are all of you bad at this?


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Coty
09/10/2015 at 11:39

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It’s not everyone, really. It’s just anyone with a license, access to a vehicle and the gift of life.

The only ones exempt from this are those who really like puns.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Coty
09/10/2015 at 12:34

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I thought all the insurance info was on the car’s registration paperwork up in MA (lived there many moons ago, memory could be foggy) instead of carrying a separate card. They’re supposed to let you copy off that when you’re exchanging insurance cards, but yeah, it’s confusing. I imagine they get hassled a lot when they’re pulled over out of state.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > jariten1781
09/10/2015 at 13:24

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No idea, all I know is they have enough info to get the dude’s insurance to pay for it I guess.